• Slyvester Turner

    Mayor Turner is running to put Houston back to work! Won't you join him in lifting EVERY voice?

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Mayor Turner wants to life EVERY voice in Houston. Unfortunately he needs a little help to make it happen, if you know what we mean ;). Pledge a donation today and see what Mayor Turner will give you! You don't have to spend any money today, just pledge a donation and see all the good things Mayor Turner can give you!


Note: Every voice does not include firefighters, people who flooded during Harvey, taxpayers who want to know where their damn money went, LGBTQ+ persons, or journalists that ask too many questions. Anybody who questions Mayor Turner's methods are just a bunch of dog-whistling racists, even if they're a POC.

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Mayor Turner is making sure Houston gets back to work! Team Turner! He's so excited about taking donations from city vendors or known sex-traffickers, so that he can help pass it on to regular Houstonians like YOU!

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